Brucie Weil – "God Bless Us All" (1953)

WNEW disk jockey Martin Block called it 1953's "biggest turkey of the year," but many people still fondly remember this unusual record today. It is "God Bless Us All," a semi-religious novelty song by six-year-old Brucie Weil that sparked a media frenzy and led to a brief recording and acting career for the young performer.

A star is born

Brucie's parents listen to him sing

It seems pretty clear, judging from a 1953 profile in LIFE Magazine, that Brucie's parents orchestrated his recording career as a money-making enterprise after seeing other child performers succeed with novelty songs like "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."

Wanting to exploit their own child's talent, Brucie's parents contacted the songwriters Tom Murray and Tony Burrello (Anthony Tamburello), who came up with the song "God Bless Us All." These were the guys who started the Horrible Records label to release bizarre novelties like the 1953 tune "There's a New Sound," (listen here), a record worthy of David Seville.

The parents then hired a press agent, a tax advisor, and a lawyer, and labels allegedly scrambled to sign the suddenly up-and-coming Brucie to a recording contract. 

But when "God Bless Us All" was released, it appeared on the independent Barbour Records label, with some copies pressed on red vinyl. This single seems to be the label's only release, although Billboard reported in 1953 that a Barbour Records signed singer Dick Duane to a recording contract and, in 1954, signed Al Bernie to release a "Sparky the Spaceman" single. Whether or not it was the same Barbour Records, nothing appears to have come of either deal. In England, the single was released by London Records.

Music publishers vied to acquire the publishing rights to "God Bless Us All," which was published by the independent Brewster Music. It was called "the bitterest scramble for a tune within the memory of many music publishers"—"virtually all publishers of standing were after the tune," Billboard reported. The negotiations resulted in Chappell & Company striking a deal with Brewster.

To promote "God Bless Us All," Brucie's parents sent the tyke out on the road, and within 10 days he had appeared on 10 disk jockey shows. The marketing blitz paid off, because the single registered at #18 on Billboard's national Disk Jockey chart for one week. The song was especially popular in St. Louis, Boston, and Detroit, Billboard noted, but sales were merely fair in Philadelphia, New York, and Chicago.

Brucie was scheduled to perform "God Bless Us All" on Ed Sullivan's CBS-TV show Toast of the Town, but CBS canceled the appearance so that Jimmy Boyd, another child star who had a competing version of "God Bless Us All" on CBS's Columbia Records label, could perform the song on the show instead. Brucie's dad threatened to sue the network, so as a compromise, CBS invited both Boyd and Brucie to appear on the show to sing their respective renditions of the song. Elsewhere, child performer Gayle Peevey gave the first performance of "God Bless Us All" on NBC-TV for its Saturday Night Review program hosted by Hoagy Carmichael.

Inevitably, the song's publicity prompted other cover versions in addition to Boyd's. Fellow child singer Baby Pam (eight years old) recorded the song for Mercury Records, Molly Bee waxed it for Capitol Records, and Spike Jones cut a parodic version for RCA Victor in which vocalist George Rock sang in a silly childlike voice. Rumor had it that Dinah Shore was going to record a version with her daughter for RCA Victor.

I described this song in the first paragraph as a "semi-religious" novelty, because, although the song evokes a child's bedtime prayer and is performed straight-faced, it also pokes fun at children's naiveté as the child extends blessings to circus acrobats and "every spaceman on the TV set." Billboard described the tune at the time as "semi-sacred." Because of the song's novelty character, Spike Jones was able to lampoon it without being seen as tasteless and insensitive to religious sensibilities.

Why did Martin Block declare it the "biggest turkey of the year"?

Although "God Bless Us All" received a lot of hype in the trade publications and quickly attracted cover versions and a bit of publicity for Brucie, it wasn't a big seller. 

Its brief chart appearance was based on airplay, not sales, and even at that, the song wasn't picked up by radio programmers in many markets. Of all the cover versions, only Boyd's got any attention, and it didn't make much of a splash either.

Billboard wondered whether "the Weil disk [would] really happen..." and whether "any action" would "turn up on the song." It didn't. Despite the bidding war for publishing rights, the spate of cover versions, the fight over television performances, and the feverish media coverage, not one recording of "God Bless Us All" registered on a best-seller chart.

Brucie's subsequent career

On the strength of "God Bless Us All," RCA Victor Records signed Brucie to a recording contract in 1953, and he cut three records for them over the next year.

First was his recording of "Bimbo," a song that was widely recorded at the time, especially in the country and western field. Brucie's version wasn't a hit but ranked at #10 in Billboard's 1954 Disk Jockey Poll in the children's record category. He was beaten by Gene Autry, whose rendition of "Bimbo" was ranked at #9. Billboard's review of Brucie's version remarked that "the backing makes the record." (Brucie always recorded with well-known orchestras directed by Don Costa, Joe Reisman, Henri René, and Mitch Ayres.)

In 1954, Brucie was back with "Watch Over Daddy" b/w "When the Red, White and Blue Goes Marching By." This one had a stock release but didn't click with listeners.

His final single was released toward the end of 1954: "Be Kind to Your Parents" from the musical Fanny. Stock copies of this single do not appear to exist, only radio promos, and again, the single didn't attract much attention. Three strikes and you're out, so RCA Victor dropped him.

His recording career was finished, but that wasn't the last of Brucie. In 1955-56, he appeared in two episodes of the ABC-TV television series The Adventures of Rin Tin Tin before, presumably, returning to the life of a regular kid.

Brucie Weil's Discography

"God Bless Them All" b/w "Little Boy Blues" (Barbour 451, 1953)

"Bimbo" b/w "Poppa Piccolino" (RCA Victor 47-5554, 1953)

"Watch Over Daddy" b/w "When the Red, White and Blue Goes Marching By" (RCA Victor 47-5657, 1954)

"Be Kind to Your Parents" b/w "The World That We Live In" (RCA Victor 47-5884, 1954)

Gerald Chapman: Two songs for a killer (1926)

Muncie journalists Keith Roysdon and Douglas Walker have written a couple of entertaining books about true crime in my hometown of Muncie, Indiana: Wicked Muncie and Muncie Murder & Mayhem. The first book contains a chapter about Gerald Chapman, the "Gentleman Bandit," a celebrity gangster who for a time was regarded as Public Enemy Number One and inspired two popular songs, one of which was recorded within weeks of his execution.

The crimes

Chapman's 1921 robbery of a Manhattan mail truck took in about $2.5 million worth of loot, which at the time made it the biggest heist in US history. He escaped from prison twice, shot a policeman during a robbery in Connecticut, and hid out for a time on a farm in Eaton, Indiana.

Gerald Chapman

He was such a notorious criminal that two entire books have been devoted to him: The Count of Gramercy Park: The Story of Gerald Chapman, Gangster by Robert Hayden Alcorn and Gentleman Gerald: The Crimes and Times of Gerald Chapman by H. Paul Jeffers.

Chapman is mentioned in Wicked Muncie because he was finally captured in Muncie after local police were tipped off to his whereabouts. He was sent to Connecticut to stand trial for the murder of the policeman, James Skelly, and was quickly sentenced to death. On April 6, 1926, Chapman was executed by means of "a neck-breaking device known as the 'upright jerker'," Roysdon and Walker write.

The songs

In the months following his execution, two popular songs about Chapman appeared: "Story of Gerald Chapman," recorded by Carl Conner, and "Gerald Chapman, What a Pity," recorded by Arthur Fields. Both are what folklorists or musicologists sometimes refer to as event ballads, which are topical songs that capitalize on current news events. 

The songs are different from each other in that Conner's ballad is a fairly straightforward account of Chapman's crimes, capture, and execution, whereas Fields' song takes Chapman to task for his poor life choices and wonders what Chapman could have accomplished if he'd stayed on the straight and narrow. The lyrics and audio of both songs are provided below.

Carl Conner

Conner's song was recorded in Atlanta on April 23, 1926, less than three weeks after Chapman's execution, and was released by Columbia Records. It's a simple recording that features only voice and guitar. As far as I can tell, this single was Conner's only release, and not much is known about him. He struggles to squeeze in some of the metrically challenged lyrics.

"Story of Gerald Chapman"

Oh, come all you young people and listen while I tell
The fate of Gerald Chapman, who was hung in a prison cell
Just shortly after midnight, he was called to meet his God
And shortly after sunrise was laid beneath the sod

He was a desperate criminal from the cradle to the grave
He murdered a policeman—for it his life he gave
He spent long years in prison in Auburn and Sing Sing
He robbed the mail of over a million, got back in jail again

He was sent to Atlanta prison and tunneled out of that pen
Was shot three times and captured, escaped from the hospital again
He went up in Connecticut and, in New Britain town,
While attempting to rob a store there, he shot James Skelly down

He was captured in Indiana, was brought back to Connecticut state
The jury found him guilty, and hanging was his fate
He died with his secret in his heart and never told his name
Or where his money was hid till his last breath he was [unintelligible]

Before the pardon board in his own behalf he pled
He did not ask for mercy, only justice, he said
When told of the board's decision, he did not mourn or cry
But he only uttered, "I'm not afraid to die"

He entered the death cell and not a word he said
And then two minutes later, he was pronounced dead
Young people all take warning from Gerald Chapman's fate
And lead an honest life before it is too late

Arthur Fields

Arthur Fields' song about Chapman was recorded August 23, 1926, and issued by Boston's Grey Gull Records. Fields was a much better-known artist than Carl Connor, with an extensive discography and a career that spanned over 30 years. If he's remembered today, it's usually for having cowritten the song "Aba Daba Honeymoon," which became a Top 3 pop hit for Debbie Reynolds and Carleton Carpenter in 1950 after it was featured in the film Two Weeks with Love.

Fields' performance style on "Gerald Chapman, What a Pity" is odd. He approaches it almost as a recitation but with a sing-song cadence, and then belts out two of the lines for dramatic effect. If you listen to some of Fields' other records, like "Oh! Susanna" from 1925, you'll find that he typically sang in a more conventional manner. The instrumental arrangement of "Gerald Chapman, What a Pity" is also a bit unusual in that it prominently features the xylophone of George Hamilton Green, who was frequently heard on Grey Gull recordings.

"Gerald Chapman, What a Pity"

This is the tale of a misspent life
A life of folly and crime
Bent on plunder and murder and strife
And the improper use of his time

Gerald Chapman, the bandit king
A robber of Uncle Sam's mail
Why did you live in the underworld
And spend half of your life in jail?

You showed by your speech and your letters
That you could have done better things
Than killing a brave policemen
And leading those bandit rings

And then there was someone who loved you
Loved you as she did her life
Why didn't you walk on the level
And make this poor woman your wife?

If you had gone straight, her innocent babe 
Would bear a father's name
But let us all hope he won't grow up
And hear of his father's shame

While the going was good it was all honey
You lived in the best of style
You might have made just as much money
By living a life worthwhile

Was it worth the price? Those endless days
Watching the minutes roll by
Sitting alone back of prison bars
Awaiting the hour to die

You paid the price for taking a life
You might be alive today
If when you stood at the crossroads
You'd chosen the proper way

Gerald Chapman, what a pity
You wasted your life, to be sure
But maybe t'will serve as a lesson
A lesson we hope will endure

Late 1950s Pat Boone Teen Tote record holder by Aristocrat

Pat Boone was the second biggest rock 'n' roll hit-maker of the 1950s after Elvis Presley and, like Elvis, his name and image were heavily merchandised on items such as this late 1950s Teen Tote record holder, which was manufactured by Aristocrat Leather Products, Inc., of New York.

Paper sleeves

This vinyl matchbook-style record tote has an illustrated image of Pat alongside a teenaged girl who is dreamily listening to the notes that issue forth from her portable record player. Pat is wearing a shirt with a wild print underneath his red sweater vest. The tote was made in at least three colors: white, blue, and pink.

Aristocrat began using the "Teen Tote" brand name in 1957 for "purses, wallets, pocketbooks and ladies handbags." I suppose that this record holder falls under the definition of "wallet," like the CD wallets that became common decades later.

The Pat Boone Teen Tote held fourteen 7" 45 RPM records in paper sleeves and included a blank index so that teens could write down which records were stored inside.

Record index

The numbered index provided fields for not only the title and artist of each record but also the record company's catalog number, which I'm guessing is something that few teens had previously given much thought to. But it could be fun to meticulously document a growing collection with such attention to detail, right?

Pat, it's worth mentioning, charted almost 40 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 from 1955-59, but so many of them were double-sided hits that teens would need to buy only two Pat Boone Teen Totes to hold all his hit records through the end of that decade.


A similar tote from approximately the same time that seems to be more common, perhaps because it didn't have a licensed image, is the Ponytail® Tune Tote® by Standard Products of Plainsfield, New Jersey. With 14 paper sleeves and an index, it was nearly identical to the Pat Boone tote but featured a generic image of music-loving teens and the "Tune Tote" brand on the front instead of Pat's recognizable face and name. The Tune Tote was available in several different colors and designs.

The competitor: Tune Tote

Another version of the Tune Tote was configured as a vinyl box that could hold more records than the wallet and had a somewhat less teen-oriented image.

Tune Tote box

Despite their limited capacity, these record totes were a much better storage solution for 45s than those awful metal racks that many people kept their records in without even the protection of a paper sleeve.

Wire record rack

Ira B. Wilson, composer of "Make Me a Blessing"

Ira B. Wilson

I was surprised to see that Ira B. Wilson, a prolific composer of hymns in the first half of the 20th century, has no biography on Wikipedia and not much biographical information
anywhere.

I noticed this when I was thinking about writing a Mother's Day post about his Mothers of Men: A Mother's Day Service, a sheet music anthology of songs for Mother's Day that was published in 1925. It was one of the earliest musical tributes to Mother's Day, which became a national holiday in the US in 1914.

Wilson's name was familiar to me from browsing sheet music and hymnals. His best-remembered hymn is probably "Make Me a Blessing," which has been recorded by a number of artists and continues to be included in hymnals and sung in churches today.

Ira Bishop Wilson was born on September 6, 1880, in Bedford, Iowa, a town of fewer than 1,500 people just a few miles from the Missouri border. He spent most of his life in Dayton, Ohio, where his publisher, Lorenz Publishing Company, was also located. Founded in 1890 by E.S. Lorenz, Lorenz Publishing still exists in Dayton under the name the Lorenz Corporation.

When Wilson was a youth, his sister taught him to play organ and violin. In the early 1900s he attended Moody Bible Institute in Chicago before moving to Dayton, where he began working for Lorenz in 1905.

The Volunteer Choir

In addition to writing and arranging many songs under his own name, he also composed under the pseudonyms Fred B. Holton and Chas. Francis Lane and edited a number of hymnals as well as the magazine The Volunteer Choir. His publisher estimated at one time that more than 1.5 million copies of sheet music for his songs were in circulation.

Wilson's greatest hit, "Make Me a Blessing," was copyrighted in 1924. He cowrote the song with George S. Schuler, who is said to have been a roommate of Wilson's at Moody Bible Institute, although Schuler was about eight years younger than Wilson. Wilson wrote the lyrics and Schuler composed the melody. This article claims that Wilson and Schuler were roommates at Moody in 1924, but we know that can't be true, because Wilson had been living in Dayton and working for Lorenz for almost 20 years by that time. The article tells an interesting story about the song, though:

At first, the song was rejected by musical publishers. Not to be stopped, Shuler [sic] had 1,000 copies printed to distribute on his own. One copy fell into the hands of George Dibble, an outstanding singer who was the music director for the International Sunday School Convention in Cleveland, Ohio. Dibble asked permission to use the song, and it was granted. Soon people everywhere were singing it and publishers were wanting to distribute copies.

Although he's remembered as a composer of hymns, Wilson wrote other kinds of music too in his nearly half-century-long career as a songwriter.

He wrote or cowrote numerous songs for holidays. Apart from the previously mentioned Mother's Day program, he wrote cantatas for Children's Day, Easter, and Christmas.

Wilson's grave marker

He wrote a handful of secular songs, such as "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow," "Rip Van Winkle," and "The Childhood of Hiawatha," that were intended for children's choirs. I saw an announcement of "The Childhood of Hiawatha" being performed by a children's choir as recently as 2018.

Under the pseudonym Chas. Francis Lane, he cowrote a humorous three-act musical play, The Minister's Aunt, that was published in 1945 and continues to be performed occasionally. 

As for his personal life, Wilson married, had three sons, and died in Los Angeles on April 3, 1950. Either he married twice or some of the biographical information that is floating around is incorrect, because at the time of his death he was said to be survived by his wife Louise, but he's interred with wife Myrta Carolyn Wilson, who died in 1944, in Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California. One of his sons, Roger C. Wilson, followed in his dad's footsteps, becoming a composer and editor for Lorenz and the editor of The Volunteer Choir. 

Almost 1/3 of a million page views

The Music Weird, everyone's favorite disseminator of irrelevant and unwanted music information, reached an impressive milestone this week when it racked up over 300,000 page views.

That's quite an achievement for a music blog that specializes in information that no one is looking for about music that few people care about. 

In celebration of this inexplicable milestone, let's look back at some of the least popular posts in The Music Weird's history. 

Rebecca Black's "BFF You Make Me LOL": What happened?

Published in 2015, this incisive work of investigative reporting has garnered only 186 page views. I think that's odd, because I was extremely interested in finding out what happened to the rumored single "BFF You Make Me LOL" by Rebecca Black, who first made pop music history by reaching the Billboard Hot 100 with "Friday," a weird vanity single that was recorded at one of those services where amateurs record hacky songs as part of a vanity package deal.

Victorian-era trade cards: mandolins and lutes

Back in the Victorian era, some companies issued these somewhat interesting trade cards, which were collectable printed cards, kind of like baseball cards but with advertising. I featured some of them that had musical images, like pictures of mandolins and lutes, and the world yawned. This particular post has had merely 177 page views in four years.

Jonathan Winters' brief foray into music (1958)

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Jonathan Winters is a pretty well-known comedian. I liked him in the 1963 film It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and the 1966 film The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! So I thought it was pretty interesting that he recorded this novelty single in 1958, but apparently I was one of the few, because the post got only 243 page views in four years.

Cristy Lane's first record: "Janie Took My Place" (1966)

I'll admit that I don't expect anyone to be as interested in Cristy Lane as I am. I've not only written a few blog posts about her but also produced this CD of her greatest country hits. Nevertheless, I was unprepared for the thundering apathy that met this 2015 post about her debut single, which has had only 191 page views. This is alleged to be a record that went to #1 at one radio station in my hometown of Muncie, Indiana.

Tennessee Ernie Ford on the cover of Holiday Inn magazine, 1971

You'd think that the late, great Tennessee Ernie Ford appearing on the cover of the Holiday Inn's in-house magazine that was given away to people who stayed at the Holiday Inn back in the day would generate more interest, but this post about that fascinating and highly collectible magazine issue attracted only 182 views in four years for some unknown reason.

Jerry Springer sings "Save the Terminal" (1973)

Here's a post that seemingly had it all: Jerry Springer, the host of perhaps the most notorious and salacious daytime talk show, released a weird protest folk song in 1973. I mean, what more could you want? And yet the post garnered only 109 page views in three years' time. I imagine that Springer's final thought on this matter was: WTF?

Way Passed Normal: The "Other" Cassette

If you're looking for reasons to accuse me of selfishly writing articles that appeal to no one but me, then look no further than this post about an obscure Chicago cassette release that I like for perverse reasons and that few other people will ever relate to or care about in any way for any reason.

I'm passionate about this cassette, which is of such intense disinterest to the rest of humanity that my blog post about it—the only blog post in history about this cassette—has received only 101 page views in over two years.

What's the moral lesson?

There is no moral lesson. I'll continue to write stupid blog posts about music that no one cares about, while three of my old blog posts continue to generate almost a quarter of all traffic.